Roster for San Jose Sexwales:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 25, 1b (148 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
- 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 23, 2b (110 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
- 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 20, 2b (30 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40)
- 8209 Joe L'Official, 24, 3b (188 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
- 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 21, 3b (24 GP, -8.5 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
- 7934 General Booty, 27, ss (322 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)
- 7558 Salami Blessing, 29, ss (305 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 7961 Francesco Totti, 28, cf (346 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8000 Atilla Freska, 27, cf (317 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40)
- 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 22, cf (67 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)
- 8581 Snookie Catholique, 20, cf (27 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -7.9 ORAP/40)
- 8166 Surender Nada, 26, rf (215 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 7909 Candy Button Disco, 28, sp (764 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8293 Miraculous Powers, 23, sp (385 IP, 4.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 24, sp (370 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 23, sp (366 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP)
Relievers:
- 8462 Boats Botes, 23, mr (98 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7682 Oozi Cats, 30, rp (370 IP, -3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 22, rp (59 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 21, rp (49 IP, -9.9 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 25, lf (229 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40)
- 8163 Census Johnston, 22, 1b (73 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 24, rp (58 IP, -6.9 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8455 Darwin Tobacco, 22, rp (26 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8638 Pope Thrower, 19, c
- 8577 Leviticus Payne, 17, lf