Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 7552 Azmodan, 30, c (537 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, 6.5 ORAP/40)
• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 30, c (487 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 26, 1b (184 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40)
• 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 24, 2b (143 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40)
• 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 21, 2b (63 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 22, 3b (63 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40)
• 7934 General Booty, 28, ss (369 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 23, lf (100 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40)
• 7961 Francesco Totti, 29, cf (389 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 28, cf (358 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40)
• 8581 Snookie Catholique, 21, cf (57 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40)
• 8166 Surender Nada, 27, rf (253 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8577 Leviticus Payne, 18, rf (6 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -18.7 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8293 Miraculous Powers, 24, sp (473 IP, 5.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 24, sp (466 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 25, sp (450 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8462 Boats Botes, 24, mr (111 IP, -5.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 31, rp (402 IP, -2.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 23, rp (96 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 22, rp (69 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8455 Darwin Tobacco, 23, rp (47 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 26, lf (245 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 25, 3b (188 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
• 8163 Census Johnston, 23, 1b (89 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 25, rp (58 IP, -6.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8638 Pope Thrower, 20, c
• 8658 Inta Mulch, 20, 2b