Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 28, c (242 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8154 Mary Magdalene, 24, 1b (257 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 28, 2b (376 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7656 Peter Lovenkrands, 29, 2b (345 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8127 Jochebed, 27, 3b (301 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8161 J. D. Salinger, 27, 3b (276 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 27, ss (390 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8364 Larry Gopnik, 24, lf (143 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8018 Levi, 26, cf (326 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8212 Sarah Jane Smith, 25, cf (125 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7400 Tichondrius, 32, rf (579 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 9.4 ORAP/40)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 29, rf (432 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7539 Jeff Beck, 32, sp (1073 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7883 Weeping Angel, 29, sp (859 IP, 11.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7756 Kemba Walker, 29, sp (785 IP, 6.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8249 Absalom, 26, sp (376 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8116 Annie Easton, 24, sp (371 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8175 Jennifer Connelly, 25, sp (237 IP, -9.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7700 Neltharion, 28, rp (321 IP, 16.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8021 Lou Reed, 24, rp (148 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8232 Michael Bay, 24, rp (52 IP, -8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7765 Red Riding Hood, 31, sp (738 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7852 George Mikan, 29, cf (381 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 24, rp (125 IP, -3.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8573 Adam Silver, 20, sp (who?)
• 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 21, rp
• 8325 Judith Gopnik, 22, rp