Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 25, c (173 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8587 St. Peter, 21, 2b (139 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8081 Ja Rule, 29, 3b (435 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 17.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8182 Mother Goose, 26, ss (287 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8697 St. Anicetus, 20, ss (35 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8179 Gleeth, 25, lf (259 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 8721 Nell Quickly, 22, lf (38 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40)
• 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 30, cf (474 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 9.9 ORAP/40)
• 8195 Lil Romeo, 26, cf (204 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8457 Democritus, 25, cf (117 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 30, rf (472 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 8776 St. Soter, 20, rf (39 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 15.0 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7660 Dr. Winston, 32, sp (975 IP, 9.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 28, sp (788 IP, 14.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7997 Ashildr, 27, sp (593 IP, 6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8343 Socrates, 25, sp (76 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8655 St. Alexander I, 21, sp (52 IP, 4.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8569 St. Anacletus, 22, sp (32 IP, -1.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 7695 Malygos, 32, mr (622 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8083 Feather the Redeemed, 29, mr (385 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7966 Michelangelo, 29, rp (292 IP, 8.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8599 St. Evaristus, 20, cf (55 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)
• 8732 St. Telesphorus, 21, lf (34 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40)
• 8734 St. Sixtus I, 21, cf (22 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)
• 8757 St. Eleutherius, 18, lf (who?)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 19, rf (who?)
• 8615 St. Linus, 20, rp (who?)