Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 29, c (284 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8154 Mary Magdalene, 25, 1b (302 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 29, 2b (409 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8276 Mystikal, 25, 2b (195 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8127 Jochebed, 28, 3b (349 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8161 J. D. Salinger, 28, 3b (304 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 28, ss (436 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8364 Larry Gopnik, 25, lf (192 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8018 Levi, 27, cf (370 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8212 Sarah Jane Smith, 26, cf (150 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7400 Tichondrius, 33, rf (615 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 9.2 ORAP/40)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 30, rf (479 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7539 Jeff Beck, 33, sp (1123 IP, 9.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7883 Weeping Angel, 30, sp (951 IP, 11.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7756 Kemba Walker, 30, sp (882 IP, 6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8116 Annie Easton, 25, sp (458 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 7700 Neltharion, 29, rp (342 IP, 17.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8021 Lou Reed, 25, rp (172 IP, -1.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 25, rp (144 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8345 Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, 23, rp (119 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8232 Michael Bay, 25, rp (75 IP, -3.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8249 Absalom, 27, sp (385 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7852 George Mikan, 30, cf (381 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 22, rp (16 IP, -15.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8573 Adam Silver, 21, sp (who?)
• 8752 Ed Westwick, 19, lf (who?)
• 8695 Lord Jamar, 19, rp (who?)