Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 26, c (223 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8587 St. Peter, 22, 2b (182 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8081 Ja Rule, 30, 3b (483 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 16.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8776 St. Soter, 21, 3b (86 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, 8.2 ORAP/40)
• 8182 Mother Goose, 27, ss (332 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8697 St. Anicetus, 21, ss (65 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8179 Gleeth, 26, lf (297 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 8721 Nell Quickly, 23, lf (79 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
• 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 31, cf (516 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 10.1 ORAP/40)
• 8195 Lil Romeo, 27, cf (243 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8457 Democritus, 26, cf (139 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8599 St. Evaristus, 21, cf (86 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7660 Dr. Winston, 33, sp (1022 IP, 9.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 29, sp (915 IP, 15.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7997 Ashildr, 28, sp (695 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8343 Socrates, 26, sp (130 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8655 St. Alexander I, 22, sp (89 IP, 2.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8083 Feather the Redeemed, 30, mr (401 IP, 2.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7966 Michelangelo, 30, rp (314 IP, 8.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8395 Nora Ephron, 24, rp (149 IP, 5.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8615 St. Linus, 21, rp (19 IP, 10.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8569 St. Anacletus, 23, sp (38 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8732 St. Telesphorus, 22, 1b (34 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40)
• 8734 St. Sixtus I, 22, cf (22 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 20, rf (who?)
• 8757 St. Eleutherius, 19, lf (who?)
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 18, cf