Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 8206 Beatrice Horseman, 27, c (276 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8480 Angelica Buenaventura, 21, c (40 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
• 8836 Corbin C. Creamerman, 18, c (3 GP, -33.3 DRAP/40, 17.3 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 26, 1b (269 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 8649 Quackers McQuack, 19, 1b (62 GP, -5.3 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40)
• 8421 Abe D'Catfish, 24, 2b (124 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)
• 8627 Sextina Aquafina, 21, 2b (89 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 26, 3b (289 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 32, ss (611 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8726 Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, 22, ss (103 GP, -5.7 DRAP/40, -8.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 29, lf (448 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40)
• 7708 Eugene Lee Yang, 30, cf (408 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8312 The Professor, 23, rf (152 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8400 Jimmy Doolittle, 24, sp (464 IP, -10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8483 Mindy Buenaventura, 22, sp (426 IP, -14.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8389 Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, 23, mr (150 IP, -7.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 28, rp (350 IP, 4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8292 Henrietta Platchkey, 25, rp (230 IP, -0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8465 Sharc Jacobs, 24, rp (165 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8529 Derek Jeter, 22, rp (154 IP, -7.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8745 Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, 22, rp (45 IP, -1.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8524 Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, 21, rp (29 IP, -29.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8869 Henry Fondle, 17, sp (10 IP, -45.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8832 Cindy Crawfish, 18, 1b (5 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, -16.8 ORAP/40)
• 8811 Bread Poot, 18, sp (4 IP, -27.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8728 Jaz-O, 19, sp (who?)
• 8906 Otto Zilberschlag, 18, cf