Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 7855 King Cole, 29, c (202 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8368 T.I., 25, c (198 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8326 Glen Power, 23, c (155 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8574 Wanda Pierce, 24, c (123 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8712 Stu Larsen, 19, c
• 8850 Diana Tremaine, 17, c
• 8844 Joan Allen, 18, c (who?)
• 8778 Erin Willerton, 20, c
• 8638 Pope Thrower, 22, c

Infielders:

• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 33, 1b (635 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7801 Bucky Pizzarelli, 31, 1b (455 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8163 Census Johnston, 25, 1b (113 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8411 Kei Takahashi, 24, 1b (78 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8834 Kevin Federline, 17, 1b (who?)
• 7694 Tom Meighan, 31, 2b (398 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7755 Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 31, 3b (441 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8733 Gwen Cooper, 23, 3b (65 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8575 Estelle Parsons, 22, 3b (19 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8866 Michael Realman, 21, 3b (7 GP, -17.7 DRAP/40, -9.7 ORAP/40)
• 8914 Shterot, 17, 3b (who?)
• 8685 Andy Richter, 21, 3b (who?)
• 7542 Meg March, 31, ss (475 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8115 Byron Scott, 29, ss (224 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8680 Jaymee Ong, 20, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7816 Danny Pink, 29, lf (354 GP, -4.5 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8823 The Heavenly Host, 19, lf
• 8029 Joey King, 29, cf (217 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8036 Mitch Kupchak, 27, cf (171 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8449 Noreaga, 26, cf (131 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8440 Emojibot, 26, cf (109 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40)
• 7947 Bartolomeu de Gusmăo, 31, rf (392 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7505 Robin Starveling, 31, rf (340 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8105 Holly Kiser, 30, rf (92 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8604 Trip Carson, 23, rf (31 GP, -8.8 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
• 8815 Rod Steiger, 21, rf (20 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6858 Big Boi, 38, sp (1978 IP, 16.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7539 Jeff Beck, 34, sp (1123 IP, 9.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7951 River Song, 28, sp (497 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8078 Judah Akers, 29, sp (481 IP, -4.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8285 Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, 25, sp (457 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8108 Sedmelluq, 29, sp (421 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8249 Absalom, 28, sp (385 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7984 Georg "Nobby" Hegel, 29, sp (378 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8067 Nelson Bighetti, 26, sp (279 IP, -12.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8254 Talib Kweli, 25, sp (274 IP, -11.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8725 Renata Called to the Hunt, 23, sp (44 IP, -16.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8764 Hank Hippopopalous, 20, sp (43 IP, -34.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8773 Dream Crab, 22, sp (34 IP, -37.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8701 Iguana Azalea, 20, sp (24 IP, -60.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8635 Fran Summers, 21, sp (19 IP, -40.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8838 Ludovic Assemoassa, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 34, mr (1049 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 35, mr (842 IP, 14.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7695 Malygos, 33, mr (622 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8534 Yolanda Buenaventura, 22, mr (202 IP, -15.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8065 Jon Favreau, 26, mr (172 IP, -7.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8700 Bert, 21, mr (67 IP, -11.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8448 Pete Townshend, 22, mr (65 IP, -21.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7411 Steven Lim, 35, rp (404 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7847 Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, 28, rp (388 IP, -6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7312 Haiogh-Yai, 33, rp (289 IP, -2.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7974 Eaters of the Light, 28, rp (289 IP, 5.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7745 Basatan, 32, rp (278 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8124 The Silence, 29, rp (239 IP, 11.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7809 Tasha Tilberg, 32, rp (220 IP, -3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8013 Edina Monsoon, 29, rp (166 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8100 Lepidus, 29, rp (135 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8455 Darwin Tobacco, 25, rp (67 IP, -11.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8378 Matt Nathanson, 22, rp (53 IP, -20.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8314 Gzxtyos, 23, rp (41 IP, -12.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8690 VladimĂ­r Remek, 20, rp (who?)
• 8579 World Record Egg, 20, rp