Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 27, c (272 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8776 St. Soter, 22, 1b (106 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40)
• 8732 St. Telesphorus, 23, 1b (66 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 8587 St. Peter, 23, 2b (229 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8702 Ashley Garcia, 24, 2b (150 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 8081 Ja Rule, 31, 3b (533 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 16.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8697 St. Anicetus, 22, ss (92 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8721 Nell Quickly, 24, lf (100 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40)
• 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 32, cf (557 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 10.3 ORAP/40)
• 8195 Lil Romeo, 28, cf (284 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8599 St. Evaristus, 22, cf (116 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40)
• 8734 St. Sixtus I, 23, cf (40 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 8457 Democritus, 27, rf (174 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7660 Dr. Winston, 34, sp (1081 IP, 9.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 30, sp (1035 IP, 15.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7997 Ashildr, 29, sp (788 IP, 8.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8343 Socrates, 27, sp (198 IP, 5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8655 St. Alexander I, 23, sp (132 IP, 1.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8719 K-9, 21, mr (108 IP, 8.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8395 Nora Ephron, 25, rp (167 IP, 5.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8615 St. Linus, 22, rp (51 IP, 18.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8257 Peter Pevensie, 25, 3b (281 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 21, c (32 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -10.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8744 Raphael Bob-Waksberg, 23, rp (6 IP, 1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 21, rf (who?)
• 8958 St. Callixtus I, 20, rp
• 8853 St. Zephyrinus, 19, cf