Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 9009 Marianne Williamson, 19, c (16 GP, -11.5 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8941 David Friedman, 22, 1b (88 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 19, 1b (48 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -16.8 ORAP/40)
• 9022 Ari Emanuel, 17, 1b (33 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -14.2 ORAP/40)
• 9024 Carolyn Goodman, 18, 2b (33 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -12.1 ORAP/40)
• 8970 Steve Mnuchin, 18, 3b (50 GP, -8.2 DRAP/40, -9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 19, ss (45 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8903 Ray Park, 20, ss (5 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8364 Larry Gopnik, 28, lf (333 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8947 Ivanka Trump, 20, lf (47 GP, -8.1 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8829 Myojin of Infinite Rage, 19, rf (6 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8573 Adam Silver, 24, sp (132 IP, -10.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9044 Eric Garcetti, 20, sp (88 IP, -14.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8934 Rod Rosenstein, 21, mr (50 IP, -32.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8021 Lou Reed, 28, rp (254 IP, -1.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 28, rp (211 IP, -1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8232 Michael Bay, 28, rp (165 IP, -4.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 25, rp (75 IP, -2.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 20, rp (53 IP, -10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8695 Lord Jamar, 22, rp (49 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9057 Libby Schaaf, 21, rp (25 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8924 Jared Kushner, 18, sp (who?)
• 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 18, rp
• 9016 Jack Lew, 20, sp
• 9003 Stephen Miller, 19, sp (who?)
• 9039 Paul Soglin, 20, rp
• 8920 Prince Ali, 20, rp (who?)