Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 8351 Sy Ableman, 29, c (383 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8590 Jason Starkey, 28, 1b (366 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8905 Cressida, 27, 2b (256 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8865 Bruce Springsteen, 25, 2b (227 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8644 Jonathan Howard, 29, 3b (407 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9364 Dave Matthews, 22, 3b (42 GP, 7.8 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8723 June Allyson, 27, ss (189 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9183 Kelly Clarkson, 21, ss (95 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8623 Zak Starkey, 28, lf (385 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8797 Christian Rudder, 25, lf (83 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8985 Prince Rogers Nelson, 26, cf (267 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 15.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8665 Rosanne Cash, 27, rf (419 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 11.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8075 Emrakul the Aeons Torn, 32, sp (1533 IP, 5.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8511 Lizzo, 28, sp (1141 IP, 14.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9175 Freddie Mercury, 24, sp (365 IP, 16.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 25, sp (304 IP, 10.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8373 Billie Eilish, 31, mr (754 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9261 Annie Lennox, 23, mr (67 IP, -5.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9202 Hans Eriksson, 23, mr (8 IP, -30.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9119 Norah Jones, 22, rp (46 IP, -2.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9380 Johnny Rotten, 18, rp (13 IP, 11.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9240 Dave Stewart, 23, c (99 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9391 Jonny Greenwood, 20, rp (5 IP, -28.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9231 Neyla Pekarek, 20, ss (who?)
• 9406 Rob Pilatus, 18, lf
• 9279 Jack Bruce, 18, cf (who?)
• 9427 Johnny Thunders, 17, lf