Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 8590 Jason Starkey, 31, 1b (512 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8865 Bruce Springsteen, 28, 2b (364 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8905 Cressida, 30, 2b (352 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9364 Dave Matthews, 25, 3b (177 GP, 5.1 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8723 June Allyson, 30, ss (298 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9183 Kelly Clarkson, 24, ss (225 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 8797 Christian Rudder, 28, lf (190 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8985 Prince Rogers Nelson, 29, cf (404 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 14.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8688 Jane Banks, 30, cf (385 GP, 5.2 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40)
- 9279 Jack Bruce, 21, cf (15 GP, -5.6 DRAP/40, 8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8665 Rosanne Cash, 30, rf (559 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 12.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 8511 Lizzo, 31, sp (1449 IP, 14.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8699 Jay-Z, 31, sp (1208 IP, 13.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9175 Freddie Mercury, 27, sp (663 IP, 18.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 28, sp (449 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9081 Nestor Fernando Muslera Micol, 28, sp (448 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
Relievers:
- 8502 Anne de Paula, 31, mr (955 IP, -0.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9261 Annie Lennox, 26, mr (135 IP, 5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9119 Norah Jones, 25, rp (82 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9380 Johnny Rotten, 21, rp (67 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 9406 Rob Pilatus, 21, lf (31 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9508 Gwen Stefani, 21, cf (26 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9231 Neyla Pekarek, 23, ss (5 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -9.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9547 Nacho Picasso, 20, lf (who?)
- 9607 Garrett Borns, 21, 2b (who?)
- 9577 Paul Banks, 21, 2b (who?)