Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 9341 Lenny Kravitz, 30, c (483 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, 9.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9819 St. Simplicius, 24, c (55 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 9656 Dara Torres, 23, 1b (140 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9902 The Black Rider, 20, 1b (55 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10054 St. Agapetus I, 20, 2b (51 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40)
• 9943 Clarissa Bowers, 20, ss (32 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -6.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10144 Gervais Lombe Yao Kouassi, 18, ss (9 GP, -10.7 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 10137 Vigilius, 20, lf (28 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9949 August Beer, 20, lf (27 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -9.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10075 Paris, 19, lf (23 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10016 Daniel Adair, 20, lf (13 GP, -4.3 DRAP/40, -15.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9869 Honda Keisuke, 20, cf (57 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 10039 03 Greedo, 20, sp (81 IP, -32.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10045 County Paris, 20, sp (71 IP, -25.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10168 Kate Pearson, 19, sp (19 IP, -40.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 33, mr (620 IP, 8.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 32, rp (424 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9509 Natasha Lyonne, 27, rp (127 IP, 1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10124 Didi Pickles, 20, rp (37 IP, -25.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9995 Rhogog, 19, rp (20 IP, -81.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10159 Lenny Krayzelburg, 19, rp (19 IP, -65.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 9785 Tom Brands, 22, c (104 GP, -7.9 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9894 St. Felix III, 20, sp (74 IP, -34.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9961 Yael Naim, 20, rf (32 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, -16.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10140 Dil Pickles, 17, 3b (who?)
• 9926 Geri, 20, c (who?)
• 9937 St. John I, 19, cf (who?)