Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 15 D'Arcy Wretzky, 25, c (186 G, 2.9 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 658 Arnold Ziffel, 22, c (8 G, 0.0 DR/40, -14.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 296 Henry Holland, 26, 1b (69 G, 2.8 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 11 Chris Cornell, 31, 2b (227 G, 2.4 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 22, 2b (85 G, 6.0 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4 Krist Novoselic, 28, 3b (249 G, 4.1 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 65 Yves Leterme, 30, ss (181 G, 2.6 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 556 Viktor Orban, 22, ss (99 G, -0.4 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 22, lf (87 G, 4.6 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3 Michael Stipe, 26, cf (215 G, 1.1 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 189 Alex Trebek, 30, cf (192 G, 3.3 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 137 Alfie Bester, 29, rf (292 G, 2.9 DR/40, 9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 354 Dirk the Daring, 32, rf (228 G, -7.4 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 643 Janis Joplin, 22, sp (57 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 641 Kim Deal, 22, sp (53 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 99 Forrest Mars, 32, mr (154 G, 8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 204 Pat Sajak, 28, mr (140 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 571 Thomas Mars, 21, mr (105 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 18 Kurt Cobain, 28, rp (138 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 21, rp (64 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 21, rp (27 G, 19.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 10 Ani DiFranco, 29, 1b (198 G, 3.6 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 20, 3b (54 G, -5.3 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 18, rp (17 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 839 Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, 18, sp (who?)
• 843 Jello Biafra, 21, cf (who?)