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SimBase Players, Year 67

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Seattle

Abel Tasman, rp, Carolina
Abraham, 2b, on waivers
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alan Greenspan, rp, Tel Aviv
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alex Kapranos, c, Seattle
Alexa Ray Joel, rf, Milan
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alluring Siren, c, Circus
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amelia Earhart, sp, Carolina
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Seattle
Andrew Shepherd, c, Washington
Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Kratovo
Angie Harmon, 3b, Carolina
Angus Stone, c, on waivers
Annaliese Dayes, lf, Milan
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Antoine Walker, ss, Kansas City
Antonello Cuccureddu, rp, on waivers
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Arthur Figgis, cf, Circus
Arthur King of the Britons, rp, Circus
Arthur Pewtey, rf, on waivers
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, rf, Circus
Ashley Graham, rp, Los Angeles
Atarka World Render, lf, Tel Aviv
Athreos God of Passage, rf, on waivers
Aubie, rp, on waivers

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, 1b, Carolina
Behemoth, lf, on waivers
Bella Hadid, mr, Milan
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Ben Pepper, rf, Paddington
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Bill Anders, rp, Carolina
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Birdie Sanders, rf, on waivers
Black Knight, mr, Circus
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
Bubba Watson, sp, on waivers
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Busta Rhymes, sp, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty

Caleb Seiboth, rp, on waivers
Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
Cardinal Ximenez, lf, Circus
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Caroline Channing, 3b, Cyberspace
Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, Los Angeles
Carstens Borchgrevink, lf, Carolina
Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
Charizard, 1b, San Jose
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Lindbergh, cf, Carolina
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
Chillie Poon, 1b, San Jose
China Machado, rf, Milan
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Chris Ballew, sp, on waivers
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
Christopher Nolan, ss, Seattle
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
Chubb Rock, ss, Los Angeles
Chuck Norris, sp, Circus
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claire Farron, lf, San Jose
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Clive Bixby, c, Los Angeles
Cloves, 2b, Milan
Conrad Dalton, cf, Washington
Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
Continuation of a Myth, cf, Almaty
Curly Brace, c, San Jose
Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv

DJ Yella, ss, Compton
Dan Savage, rp, Multiverse
Daniel Middleton, ss, Sao Paulo
Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
Daphne Groeneveld, rp, on waivers
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
Daveed Diggs, rp, Tel Aviv
David Chang, rf, on waivers
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
Davide Scabin, sp, Kansas City
Dawon, sp, Washington
Demetrius, sp, Stratford
Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
Dennis, sp, Circus
Denny Hamlin, rp, on waivers
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Diane Keaton, 2b, Kratovo
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, San Jose
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Don McPherson, 1b, on waivers
Donald J. Trump, 1b, on waivers
Doraemon, lf, Kratovo
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, Circus
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace/on waivers
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, San Jose
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 2b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, sp, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Dustin Hoffman, sp, Seattle

Eazy-E, rp, Compton
Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Edmund Hillary, lf, Almaty
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, Sao Paulo
Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
Elijah, cf, Tel Aviv
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Emilia, rp, Stratford
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Enrique DeLome, mr, Washington
Enya, cf, Seattle
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Carolina
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Erin Wasson, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
Eugene Kranz, ss, Carolina
Experiment Kraj, 3b, Paddington

Fabio Capello, 3b, on waivers
Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Fenton Hardy, lf, Sao Paulo/Circus
Ferdinand Magellan, lf, Kratovo
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
Fizbo, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Foxes, ss, Seattle
Fran, 2b, Los Angeles
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Francis Drake, ss, Carolina
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
Franziska von Karma, sp, on waivers
Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
Fresh Kid Ice, rp, Compton/Multiverse
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fritz, sp, on waivers
Fxjkhr, rf, Washington

Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Garrett Walker, rp, Washington
Gary Brolsma, rp, on waivers
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Multiverse/Paddington
Gemma Ward, sp, Stratford
George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
George Gershwin, 2b, Multiverse/Compton
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gia, sp, Washington
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gigi Hadid, ss, on waivers
Gil Eanes, lf, Carolina
Gil Thorpe, rp, Los Angeles
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, Multiverse
Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Gretel Brinker, c, Paddington/Multiverse
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Growltiger, cf, on waivers
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, lf, Kratovo
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Halsey, 3b, Seattle
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington
Harold the Sheep, lf, Circus/on waivers
Harrison Ford, rp, Tel Aviv
Havoc, c, Compton
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Beck, lf, Kansas City
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Tel Aviv
Helena, lf, Stratford
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Seattle
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Circus
Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
Howard Stern, rp, on waivers
Hristo Bonev, rf, Kansas City
Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington

Iago, cf, Stratford
Ice Cube, cf, Compton
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Idina Menzel, cf, Kansas City
India Gants, rp, Milan
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Isaac, 1b, on waivers
Isabeli Fontana, rp, Milan
Isaiah Rider, 2b, Circus/on waivers
Iskra Lawrence, c, Los Angeles
Isla Fisher, 1b, Tel Aviv
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jack Black, rp, on waivers
Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
Jack Stanton, rp, on waivers
Jacob, mr, Tel Aviv
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, Tel Aviv
Jam Master Jay, rp, Multiverse/Compton
James Cook, c, Carolina
James M2 Cox, cf, on waivers
James Sunderland, 1b, on waivers
Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
Jamie-Lynn Sigler, 3b, on waivers
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 1b, Sao Paulo
Jeff Garlin, cf, Cyberspace
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
Jeremy Renner, 3b, Stratford
Jess Day, rp, Stratford
Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
Jim, sp, Paddington
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
Jock Zonfrillo, rf, on waivers
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
John Cabot, sp, Carolina
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Slattery, 3b, Sao Paulo
Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Joseph, 1b, Tel Aviv
Joseph Favre, rf, Stratford
Joseph Stiglitz, cf, on waivers
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Julia Stone, cf, on waivers
Julian Edelman, sp, Tel Aviv
Julianna, rf, Los Angeles
Justin Guarini, rp, Almaty

Kanga, ss, Kansas City
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Kelly Gale, lf, Kratovo
Ken Andrews, ss, Los Angeles
Ken Jennings, cf, Stratford/on waivers
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Baltimore
Keranos God of Storms, sp, Multiverse
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Circus
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kree Harrison, c, Almaty
Kruphix God of Horizons, sp, on waivers
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

LL Cool J, rp, Stratford
Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
Laura Roslin, sp, on waivers
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Almaty
Lil' Cease, mr, Circus
Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
Lisa Simpson, rf, Washington
Little Mermaid, rf, Circus
Liz Lemon, c, Compton
Long John Silver, c, Carolina
Luke Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Luther Campbell, rp, Compton

MC Ren, 1b, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Kratovo
Madonna Louise Ciccone, lf, on waivers
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Patinkin, ss, Tel Aviv
Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Martin Freeman, ss, on waivers
Massimiliano Alajmo, rp, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, rp, Kansas City
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
Matt Kowalski, rf, Carolina
Matthew Broderick, 3b, on waivers
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Paddington/Multiverse
Max Black, c, Milan
Maximillion Galactica, cf, on waivers
Mays Gilliam, rf, Washington
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Melissa Lewis, sp, on waivers
Michael Cassio, lf, Stratford
Michael Collins, 3b, on waivers
Michael Landon, cf, Sao Paulo
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
Michelle Monaghan, mr, Milan
Milka Duno, 2b, Milan
Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
Mister Blue Sky, c, Almaty
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Almaty
Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
Momir Vig, mr, Multiverse
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Compton
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Munkustrap, sp, Washington
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nag, ss, Multiverse/on waivers
Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Natalie Galkina, 1b, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, mr, Seattle
Natalie Portman, rf, Tel Aviv
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, rp, Multiverse
Nathan Drake, sp, Baltimore
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
Nellie Bly, sp, on waivers
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nick Bottom, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Nightingale, sp, on waivers
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Baltimore
Ninni Laaksonen, rp, on waivers
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, c, Multiverse
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Noel Kreiss, sp, San Jose
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton

Oberon, rf, on waivers
Oerba Dia Vanille, rp, San Jose
Oerba Yun Fang, cf, San Jose
Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse/Compton
Onno Hoes, c, San Jose

Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kansas City
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat Jennings, sp, Kratovo
Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
Paul Palmer, sp, Almaty
Paul Pierce, rp, on waivers
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Peaches, c, Seattle
Pearl Fey, lf, on waivers
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Washington
Pepa, 2b, Compton/Multiverse
Pepe the Frog, lf, Washington
Pete Conrad, cf, Carolina
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Finch, 2b, Multiverse
Peter Pan, sp, Paddington
Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Los Angeles
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Piglet, sp, Paddington
Player 1, rp, San Jose
Polly Pepper, rf, Los Angeles
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
Priyanka Chopra, cf, Milan
Prodigy, 1b, Compton
Professor Hackle, lf, Washington
Puff Daddy, ss, Compton

Quote, sp, Compton

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, Kansas City
Rachel Menken, 2b, Los Angeles
Raffaele Esposito, rp, on waivers
Rafi Fine, cf, Sao Paulo
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, cf, Multiverse
Razia Boros Archangel, 2b, on waivers
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Rev Run, rp, Seattle
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Richard van Oostenbrugge, 1b, on waivers
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
Riley Matthews, rf, Stratford
Rob Reiner, rf, Tel Aviv
Robert Peary, rf, Carolina
Robin Goodfellow, rp, Stratford
Rodney Peete, lf, Almaty
Roger the Shrubber, rp, Circus
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, Almaty
Ronald McDonald, rp, Los Angeles
Ronnie LaFontaine, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
Roo, rp, Seattle
Rose Bertram, sp, Milan
Rosencrantz, cf, on waivers
Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
Rubinia Soulsinger, lf, on waivers
Rudy Mancuso, rp, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
Ruud Krol, rp, Kratovo
Ryan Stone, c, Los Angeles

Sacha Baron Cohen, c, Tel Aviv
Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
Salt, sp, Compton/Multiverse
Sam Mitchell, rp, Baltimore
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Irvine, c, Carolina
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, 2b, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Silverman, c, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Scratchy, rp, Almaty/on waivers
Seal, sp, Stratford
Selima, ss, on waivers
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Serah Farron, cf, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Seth Green, 2b, Tel Aviv
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Seán William McLoughlin, cf, Cyberspace
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, ss, Tel Aviv
Shock G, 2b, Compton
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Seattle
Sidar Jabari, sp, on waivers
Simba, sp, Almaty
Simply Invincible, rp, Almaty
Sir Francis Drake, mr, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, mr, Circus
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, mr, Multiverse
Siward, 2b, on waivers
Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, 2b, Sao Paulo
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
Sora, rp, San Jose
Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Stephon Marbury, c, Baltimore
Sting, sp, Seattle
Sunday Silence, 2b, Washington
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Milan
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Stratford

Tai Lung, sp, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, sp, Multiverse
Taylor Marie Hill, cf, on waivers
Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
Tevye, lf, Tel Aviv
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Multiverse/Paddington
The Gitrog Monster, 3b, Multiverse
The Princess, c, on waivers
Theseus, lf, Stratford
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thumbelina, mr, Paddington
Thuu, cf, Circus
Tillman Buttersack, ss, San Jose
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Meadows, rp, Stratford
Tinker Bell, ss, Stratford
Titania, sp, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
Tolsimir Wolfblood, 1b, Multiverse
Tom Gugliotta, rf, Baltimore
Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, sp, Almaty
Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
Tre McKitty, sp, San Jose
Tumblebrutus, 2b, on waivers
Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, sp, Multiverse

Valeriano Weyler, ss, Washington
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vanilla Ice, lf, Compton
Varolz the Scar-Striped, cf, on waivers
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Sao Paulo

Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore
Walter Mondale, rp, Almaty
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Winona Ryder, rf, on waivers
Wolf, cf, Paddington

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yali, cf, Stratford
Yasmeen Ghauri, rp, on waivers

Zach Lavine, sp, Los Angeles
Zbigniew Boniek, 1b, Kratovo
Zvonko Zivkovic, ss, on waivers
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Stratford
Alex Kapranos, Seattle
Alicia Machado, Milan
Alluring Siren, Circus
Andrew Shepherd, Washington
Angus Stone, on waivers
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, Paddington
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Clive Bixby, Los Angeles
Curly Brace, San Jose
Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Gretel Brinker, Paddington/Multiverse
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Havoc, Compton
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
Iskra Lawrence, Los Angeles
James Cook, Carolina
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
Kree Harrison, Almaty
Liz Lemon, Compton
Long John Silver, Carolina
Manmeet Colon, San Jose
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Matthew Cuthbert, Paddington/Multiverse
Max Black, Milan
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Mister Blue Sky, Almaty
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Multiverse
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Onno Hoes, San Jose
Peaches, Seattle
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
Ryan Stone, Los Angeles
Sacha Baron Cohen, Tel Aviv
Sandy Irvine, Carolina
Sarah Silverman, Tel Aviv
Stephon Marbury, Baltimore
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Multiverse/Paddington
The Princess, on waivers

First Basemen

Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, Carolina
Charizard, San Jose
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
Don McPherson, on waivers
Donald J. Trump, on waivers
Eeyore, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Fizbo, Los Angeles/on waivers
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Fred Durst, Stratford
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Isaac, on waivers
Isla Fisher, Tel Aviv
James Sunderland, on waivers
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Sao Paulo
Joseph, Tel Aviv
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Leif Ericcson, Carolina
MC Ren, Compton
Megan Gale, Milan
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace
Prodigy, Compton
Richard van Oostenbrugge, on waivers
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Zbigniew Boniek, Kratovo

Second Basemen

Abraham, on waivers
Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
Cardinal Fang, Circus
Carrie Bradshaw, Los Angeles
Cloves, Milan
Dave Navarro, Seattle
Diane Keaton, Kratovo
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Dres, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Fran, Los Angeles
George Gershwin, Multiverse/Compton
Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
Hamlet, Stratford
Heinz Winkler, Tel Aviv
Isaiah Rider, Circus/on waivers
Jim Lovell, Carolina
Kotick, Paddington
Milka Duno, Milan
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Noah Daniels, Washington
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Pepa, Compton/Multiverse
Peter Finch, Multiverse
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Rachel Menken, Los Angeles
Razia Boros Archangel, on waivers
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Sara Foster, Milan
Seth Green, Tel Aviv
Shock G, Compton
Siward, on waivers
Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
Sunday Silence, Washington
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tumblebrutus, on waivers
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Seattle
Andrzej Iwan, Kratovo
Angie Harmon, Carolina
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Blastoise, San Jose
Caroline Channing, Cyberspace
Doby Chrotchtangle, San Jose
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Ehud ben-Gera, Sao Paulo
Experiment Kraj, Paddington
Fabio Capello, on waivers
Franco Causio, Kratovo
Halsey, Seattle
Henry Wensleydale, Circus
Hippolyta, Stratford
Jamie-Lynn Sigler, on waivers
Jeremy Renner, Stratford
Jim Furyk, Almaty
John Slattery, Sao Paulo
Masta Ace, Compton
Matthew Broderick, on waivers
Michael Collins, on waivers
Misty K. Snow, Almaty
Nagaina, Kansas City
Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, Kansas City
Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Sygg River Cutthroat, Milan
The Gitrog Monster, Multiverse
Ugly Duckling, Paddington

Shortstops

?uestlove, Seattle
Antoine Walker, Kansas City
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Christopher Nolan, Seattle
Chubb Rock, Los Angeles
DJ Yella, Compton
Daniel Middleton, Sao Paulo
Denis Mukwege, Almaty
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Carolina
Foxes, Seattle
Francis Drake, Carolina
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
Gigi Hadid, on waivers
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Kansas City
Ken Andrews, Los Angeles
Mandy Patinkin, Tel Aviv
Martin Freeman, on waivers
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Nag, Multiverse/on waivers
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Penelope Pussycat, Washington
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Polonius, Stratford
Puff Daddy, Compton
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Ronnie LaFontaine, Los Angeles/on waivers
Selima, on waivers
Shemp Howard, Tel Aviv
Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
Tinker Bell, Stratford
Valeriano Weyler, Washington
Vincent D'Onofrio, Sao Paulo
Zvonko Zivkovic, on waivers

Left Fielders

Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alx James, Cyberspace
Annaliese Dayes, Milan
Atarka World Render, Tel Aviv
Behemoth, on waivers
Cardinal Ximenez, Circus
Carstens Borchgrevink, Carolina
Claire Farron, San Jose
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Doraemon, Kratovo
Edmund Hillary, Almaty
Erich Von Drygalski, Carolina
Fenton Hardy, Sao Paulo/Circus
Ferdinand Magellan, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, Carolina
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Kratovo
Harold the Sheep, Circus/on waivers
Heinz Beck, Kansas City
Helena, Stratford
Hillel Slovak, Seattle
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
Johnny Rep, Kratovo
Kelly Gale, Kratovo
Kenneth Parcell, Baltimore
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kevin Love, Baltimore
Madonna Louise Ciccone, on waivers
Michael Cassio, Stratford
Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
Notorious B.I.G., Compton
Pearl Fey, on waivers
Pepe the Frog, Washington
Pharika God of Affliction, Los Angeles
Professor Hackle, Washington
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Rodney Peete, Almaty
Ross, Sao Paulo
Rubinia Soulsinger, on waivers
Slender Man, Cyberspace
Spud Webb, Baltimore
Stelmaria, Washington
Tevye, Tel Aviv
Theseus, Stratford
Vanilla Ice, Compton

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
Arthur Figgis, Circus
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Cat Morgan, Washington
Charles Lindbergh, Carolina
Chris Collingwood, Seattle
Conrad Dalton, Washington
Continuation of a Myth, Almaty
Elijah, Tel Aviv
Enya, Seattle
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Growltiger, on waivers
Iago, Stratford
Ice Cube, Compton
Idina Menzel, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, Tel Aviv
James M2 Cox, on waivers
Jeff Garlin, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
Joseph Stiglitz, on waivers
Julia Stone, on waivers
Ken Jennings, Stratford/on waivers
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Almaty
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, on waivers
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Mookie Blaylock, Compton
Oerba Yun Fang, San Jose
Pete Conrad, Carolina
Pope Francis, Almaty
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Rafi Fine, Sao Paulo
Ranjit Singh, Multiverse
Rosencrantz, on waivers
Sarabi, Washington
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Serah Farron, San Jose
Seán William McLoughlin, Cyberspace
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Taylor Marie Hill, on waivers
Thuu, Circus
Varolz the Scar-Striped, on waivers
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Wolf, Paddington
Yali, Stratford

Right Fielders

Alexa Ray Joel, Milan
Arthur Pewtey, on waivers
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Athreos God of Passage, on waivers
Ben Lee, Seattle
Ben Pepper, Paddington
Birdie Sanders, on waivers
Candace Payne, Kansas City
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
China Machado, Milan
Constance Jablonski, Milan
David Chang, on waivers
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, San Jose
Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
Fxjkhr, Washington
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse/Paddington
Hristo Bonev, Kansas City
Jock Zonfrillo, on waivers
Joseph Favre, Stratford
Julianna, Los Angeles
Lais Ribero, Milan
Lisa Simpson, Washington
Little Mermaid, Circus
Matt Kowalski, Carolina
Mays Gilliam, Washington
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Natalie Portman, Tel Aviv
Oberon, on waivers
Polly Pepper, Los Angeles
Riley Matthews, Stratford
Rob Reiner, Tel Aviv
Robert Peary, Carolina
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Tom Gugliotta, Baltimore
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Winona Ryder, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Carolina
Anne Lindbergh, Circus
Anne Shirley, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Bubba Watson, on waivers
Busta Rhymes, Compton
Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
Chris Ballew, on waivers
Chuck Norris, Circus
Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
Davide Scabin, Kansas City
Dawon, Washington
Demetrius, Stratford
Dennis, Circus
Diana Barry, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
Dustin Hoffman, Seattle
Erin Wasson, Multiverse/on waivers
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
Franziska von Karma, on waivers
Fritz, on waivers
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Gemma Ward, Stratford
Gia, Washington
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Seattle
Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jill Goodacre, Seattle
Jim, Paddington
John Cabot, Carolina
John Green, Cyberspace
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
Julian Edelman, Tel Aviv
Kate Bock, Milan
Keranos God of Storms, Multiverse
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Circus
Kruphix God of Horizons, on waivers
Laura Roslin, on waivers
Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
Melissa Lewis, on waivers
Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Washington
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle/on waivers
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Nathan Drake, Baltimore
Nellie Bly, on waivers
Nightingale, on waivers
Noel Kreiss, San Jose
Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse/Compton
Pat Jennings, Kratovo
Paul Breitner, Kratovo
Paul Palmer, Almaty
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Peter, Paddington
Peter Pan, Paddington
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Piglet, Paddington
Quote, Compton
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, Almaty
Rose Bertram, Milan
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse/on waivers
Salt, Compton/Multiverse
Seal, Stratford
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Seattle
Sidar Jabari, on waivers
Simba, Almaty
Sting, Seattle
Tai Lung, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, Multiverse
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Titania, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, Paddington
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, Almaty
Tre McKitty, San Jose
Tupac Shakur, Compton
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, Multiverse
Zach Lavine, Los Angeles

Middle Relievers

Bella Hadid, Milan
Black Knight, Circus
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace/on waivers
Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
Enrique DeLome, Washington
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
Jacob, Tel Aviv
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Lil' Cease, Circus
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Michelle Monaghan, Milan
Momir Vig, Multiverse
Natalie Joel, Seattle
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Saint Schwing, San Jose
Sir Francis Drake, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Snow Queen, Paddington
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Stratford
Thumbelina, Paddington
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Abel Tasman, Carolina
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alan Greenspan, Tel Aviv
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton
Antonello Cuccureddu, on waivers
Arthur King of the Britons, Circus
Ashley Graham, Los Angeles
Aubie, on waivers
Bill Anders, Carolina
Caleb Seiboth, on waivers
Calico Briggs, Washington
Candice Huffine, Milan
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Dan Savage, Multiverse
Daphne Groeneveld, on waivers
Daveed Diggs, Tel Aviv
Denny Hamlin, on waivers
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, Circus
Eazy-E, Compton
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Emilia, Stratford
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Fresh Kid Ice, Compton/Multiverse
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
Garrett Walker, Washington
Gary Brolsma, on waivers
George Cohen, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Gil Thorpe, Los Angeles
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hans Brinker, Paddington
Harrison Ford, Tel Aviv
Howard Stern, on waivers
Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
India Gants, Milan
Isabeli Fontana, Milan
Itchy, Washington
Jack Black, on waivers
Jack Charlton, Kratovo
Jack Stanton, on waivers
Jam Master Jay, Multiverse/Compton
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Jess Day, Stratford
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Julia Stegner, Milan
Justin Guarini, Almaty
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Knight Who Says "Ni!", Circus
Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo
LL Cool J, Stratford
Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
Luke Dunphy, Los Angeles
Luther Campbell, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, Kratovo
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Massimiliano Alajmo, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, Kansas City
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
Nick Bottom, Stratford/on waivers
Nikola Pekovic, Baltimore
Ninni Laaksonen, on waivers
Oerba Dia Vanille, San Jose
Paul Pierce, on waivers
Player 1, San Jose
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
Rachel Berry, Kansas City
Raffaele Esposito, on waivers
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Seattle
Robin Goodfellow, Stratford
Roger the Shrubber, Circus
Ronald McDonald, Los Angeles
Roo, Seattle
Rudy Mancuso, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Ruud Krol, Kratovo
Sam Mitchell, Baltimore
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Scratchy, Almaty/on waivers
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simply Invincible, Almaty
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
Sora, San Jose
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Meadows, Stratford
Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Walter Mondale, Almaty
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Xira Arien, Multiverse
Yasmeen Ghauri, on waivers