Roster for Seattle Angst:

Infielders:

• 10 Ani DiFranco, 31, 1b (238 G, 3.5 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 943 Damon Albarn, 21, 1b (37 G, -1.8 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 24, 2b (166 G, 5.6 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4 Krist Novoselic, 30, 3b (329 G, 4.1 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 22, 3b (106 G, -3.3 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 57 David Cameron, 28, ss (321 G, 3.8 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 963 Noel Gallagher, 22, ss (55 G, 1.1 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 189 Alex Trebek, 32, lf (257 G, 2.5 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 24, lf (136 G, 3.0 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 249 John Cena, 31, cf (336 G, 7.2 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3 Michael Stipe, 28, cf (267 G, 1.4 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 137 Alfie Bester, 31, rf (392 G, 2.7 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 18, rf (18 G, 7.1 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 641 Kim Deal, 24, sp (88 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 23, sp (71 G, 10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 204 Pat Sajak, 30, mr (171 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 571 Thomas Mars, 23, mr (158 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 18 Kurt Cobain, 30, rp (188 G, 5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 208 Peter Tomarken, 29, rp (132 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 23, rp (119 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 20, rp (57 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 843 Jello Biafra, 23, cf (41 G, 0.0 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 839 Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, 20, sp (24 G, -14.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 995 Moby, 21, c (2 G, 2.0 DR/40, -28.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 997 Connie Willis, 17, sp (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 18, cf (who?)