Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 24, c
• 8166 Surender Nada, 21, c

Infielders:

• 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 24, 1b
• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 20, 1b
• 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 26, 2b
• 7784 MC Hammer, 21, 2b
• 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 28, 3b
• 7934 General Booty, 22, ss

Outfielders:

• 7830 Cornelius Boza-Edwards, 25, lf
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 22, lf
• 7179 Chardonnay Beaver, 27, cf
• 8089 Cory Phast Lane, 20, cf
• 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 26, rf

Starters:

• 7167 Gandalf Hernandez, 31, sp
• 7311 Reverend Hobbit Forrest, 26, sp
• 7909 Candy Button Disco, 23, sp

Relievers:

• 7948 Cameo Crispi, 22, mr
• 7114 Jamez Brickhouse, 31, rp
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 24, rp
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 25, rp
• 8158 Penny Nickel, 19, rp

Minors:

• 7558 Salami Blessing, 24, ss
• 7870 Steele Fortress, 24, rf
• 8138 Joylord Gumbie, 17, sp
• 8163 Census Johnston, 17, 1b
• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 18, sp
• 8101 Syncere Friends, 18, 1b

End of season.