Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 30, c (332 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8154 Mary Magdalene, 26, 1b (349 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8276 Mystikal, 26, 2b (238 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8127 Jochebed, 29, 3b (395 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8161 J. D. Salinger, 29, 3b (338 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 29, ss (481 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8364 Larry Gopnik, 26, lf (239 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7852 George Mikan, 31, cf (429 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8018 Levi, 28, cf (411 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8212 Sarah Jane Smith, 27, cf (178 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7400 Tichondrius, 34, rf (620 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 9.0 ORAP/40)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 31, rf (523 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7883 Weeping Angel, 31, sp (1076 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7756 Kemba Walker, 31, sp (984 IP, 6.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8172 Nadia Vulvokov, 27, sp (384 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 7700 Neltharion, 30, rp (364 IP, 17.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8084 Richard Hendricks, 29, rp (319 IP, 18.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8021 Lou Reed, 26, rp (194 IP, -0.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 26, rp (156 IP, -2.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8345 Oleksandr Shovkovskiy, 24, rp (150 IP, 12.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8232 Michael Bay, 26, rp (95 IP, -4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8116 Annie Easton, 26, sp (458 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 30, 2b (409 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 23, rp (16 IP, -15.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8573 Adam Silver, 22, sp (who?)
• 8752 Ed Westwick, 20, lf (who?)
• 8695 Lord Jamar, 20, rp (who?)