Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Infielders:

• 8941 David Friedman, 21, 1b (39 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 31, 2b (452 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8276 Mystikal, 27, 2b (275 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8127 Jochebed, 30, 3b (437 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8161 J. D. Salinger, 30, 3b (377 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 30, ss (525 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8364 Larry Gopnik, 27, lf (287 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8752 Ed Westwick, 21, lf (26 GP, -18.8 DRAP/40, -14.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7852 George Mikan, 32, cf (476 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8212 Sarah Jane Smith, 28, cf (221 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 32, rf (570 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7883 Weeping Angel, 32, sp (1173 IP, 9.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7756 Kemba Walker, 32, sp (1056 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8573 Adam Silver, 23, sp (35 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 19, sp (28 IP, -6.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8021 Lou Reed, 27, rp (222 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 27, rp (176 IP, -1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8232 Michael Bay, 27, rp (131 IP, -3.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 24, rp (42 IP, -14.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8695 Lord Jamar, 21, rp (20 IP, -7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8934 Rod Rosenstein, 20, rp (12 IP, -15.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8924 Jared Kushner, 17, sp (who?)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 18, ss (who?)
• 8970 Steve Mnuchin, 17, 3b (who?)
• 8947 Ivanka Trump, 19, lf (who?)
• 9003 Stephen Miller, 18, sp (who?)
• 8920 Prince Ali, 19, rp (who?)